Ha Ha! This is Amazing! I also understood every word of it, but I would not have been able to write it. Too clever.
Hilarious! Not quite iambic pentameter, but funny nonetheless!
I loved it. As an English major this is not only right up my alley but it speaks to my pet peave, the limited vocabulary of most kids today.
So great. I remember having an exam once where we had to recite the opening sequence of Canterbury Tales in middle English... whew... this is so much more fun!